Ratatouille game review – People actually liked this?

I couldn’t bear to reach 100% completion

I was tricked into playing this piece of shit game because a colleague told me it was better than Mario Cuckder. Was he right? Let’s find out.

Ratatouille is a platformer based on the movie of the same name. Immediately I was wowed by it’s incredible 6 splash screens I had to mash through.

The story is told through cut scenes but I couldn’t tell you what it’s about as I skipped every one of them. I assume it’s based off the movie which I never watched and to be honest the thought of watching a movie about rats makes me sick.

The graphics are fucking shite for a 2007 game. Even the Gamecube couldn’t save this pile of dog looking excrement. The only thing I can say about them is that the colors match the movie but that doesn’t matter if the gameplay is ass.

The meat of the game is supposed to be platforming but most of the time you’re doing some stupid mini-game or fetch quest instead. Sometimes you’ll be getting chased by French midgets which was really the only time I was doing anything close to resembling fun in this gayme. There’s also these sliding segments where you slide down shit in a sewer pipe and it was just a way for the devs to pad out this short 3 hour game.

The sounds were always louder than the music even when turning it down but maybe that’s a blessing because the music just loops after like 10 seconds, or at least sounds like it does. It was just bland and I couldn’t tell you one track I remembered after playing.

There isn’t much else to say other than this was a 3/10 shovelware cash grab. Great for little kids and man babies but not something worth losing sleep over if you’re not gay.

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